Greetings, programs

I am prepared for post-Fancy Friday viewing of Captain America: The Winter Soldier.

kingofbastille:

ohhhhh look at me i’m a straight teenage boy and i feel the need to jump and touch the doorframe every time I walk through it

Excuse me, but what does being straight or teenage have to do with it?

um-this-is-awkward:

American Horror Story: Coven (2013)

Get down…

red-orca:

pleasegodletmelive:

owynsama:

apharthurkirklands:

apharthurkirklands:

au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate

ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and white

THAT’S HORRIBLE i love it

No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and white.

LEAVE MY LIFE

That sounds like an excellent concept, but what about aromantic asexual people?  What about polyamorous people?

charleskellys:

#it was moffat’s

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

Opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples:

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

I wonder if whoever coined the phrase “You will be the death of me” expected it to be used literally…

Can Disney do a sing-along re-release of Guardians Of The Galaxy?

love-is-the-best-thing-we-do:

"Ted and Robin were meant to be tog-"

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"The Blue French Horn was such a swe-"

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"Robin has always loved Ted, even when she rej-"

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"The finale provided closure and—"

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On my way back to Rochester.

On my way back to Rochester.

theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “So where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup.”

Does this mean I shoot first?

Does this mean I shoot first?

“Feuerroter Pfeil und Bogen” (“Crimson Bow and Arrow”) the 進撃の巨人 (Attack On Titan) theme goes with every show’s opening titles.

See also: part two.

Filming is dangerous business.

Filming is dangerous business.

fluent-in-lesbianism:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

#the real gay agenda